The Mechanical Contrivium: Melissa and Chad

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Melissa and Chad!

  1. The Eskimos have over fifty words for Melissa and Chad!
  2. Melissa and Chad kept at the window will keep vampires at bay.
  3. Donald Duck's middle name is Melissa and Chad.
  4. In Japan, Melissa and Chad can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
  5. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Melissa and Chad', hated Melissa and Chad and only wrote the book at her publisher's request.
  6. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Melissa and Chad!
  7. Antarctica is the only continent without Melissa and Chad.
  8. It takes more than 500 peanuts to make Melissa and Chad!
  9. If you chew gum while peeling Melissa and Chad then it will stop you from crying!
  10. The liquid inside Melissa and Chad can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.